Archive for January, 2013

Not-So-Random Acts of Vandalism

Monday, January 28th, 2013

Someone bashed in my headlight while my car was parked in my own garage. More later. In the meantime, enjoy this transcript courtesy of the film, Pulp Fiction:

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that’s fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could’ve caught him doing it. I’d have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It’d been worth him doing it just so I could’ve caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.
Lance: You don’t do it.
Vincent: It’s just against the rules.

It’s My Website and I’ll Post if I Want to

Wednesday, January 9th, 2013

I have complied with the Mattel’s requests to delete my twitter and facebook pages. I have tried several times to speak with their corporate lawyer about complying with their third request, which is to transfer this domain. No response.

So, for the three of you who decided to visit this site before it is ripped from my cold, dead hands, I thought I’d create a post.

Driving sucks right now, so I’m only doing it when I absolutely have to. Here’s a picture of me driving in the summer, holding a snake that some guy gave me.